What does one do on a boring rainy day. Well I really have no fucking idea but I can tell you what I do. Let me put it this way….if life gives you booty then you make a dirty movie. Carly Kaleb came by to go to the beach with us and as she drove her way through rain she knew the beach was out of the question. Once she got there we made the best of it and much to your enjoyment we got her to join the 40 inch club. Jay did his usual ass dive and survived that death defying ass. I have no idea why we enjoy ass smothering so much but my job is not to question but to revel in it.

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Dessert is served. Hope you like chocolate. Candace came in after we had to turn away one of the unfortunates who wasnt even close to 40 inches. We had to send her packing and gave her a box full of cookies to help her one day reach our goal. She was cute for an anorexic but she definitely did not make the tape measure stretch and strain the way Candace did. She saved the day and went toe to toe genitals to genitals with my buddy Sledge. He showed up a bit late but that just gave me more time to really take in all that phenomenal big black booty. If he would have shown up about another 5 minutes late he would have walked in on Candace and I bumping uglies.

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